Every once in a while from time to time a newspaper headline will just jump off the page. Not for its athletic prowess or shyness but for its shear absurdity. You have to wonder if the journalist or editor responsible for said headline had their head in a crack pipe that morning. Did they know what they were doing or were they purposely that farcical. Whatever the case these creations for headline banners are priceless if only for their entertainment value and comic relief.
You don’t have to look much past the internet to find funny headlines.
Taipei (Taiwan) Times
BUSH URGES USE OF CONDOMS BASED ON UGANDA EXPERIENCE
The Jakarta Press (Indonesia)
THOUSANDS OF FALSE EYELASH FACTORY WORKERS RUN AMOK
Fox News Website
TWO MEXICAN MIDGET WRESTLERS KILLED BY FAKE PROSTITUTES
Nine to Five Magazine
AFRICA: GLAMOUR. DECADENCE. MURDER.
HUNDREDS OF SECRETARIAL OPPORTUNITIES.
Petersburg (Virginia) Progress-Index
SKYDIVER LANDS ON BEER VENDOR AT WOMEN’S COLE SLAW WRESTLING EVENT.
Lewiston (Idaho) Morning Tribune
VIRGIN HOLDS OFF 10,000 IN PEACHTREE
The Wenatchee (Washington) World
FIVE-HEADED COACH TO LEAD WASHINGTON SCHOOL
Evening Herald (Dublin, Ireland)
WOMEN IN SUMO WRESTLER SUIT ASSUALTED HER EX-GIRLFRIEND IN GAY PUB AFTER SHE WAVED AT MAN DRESSED AS SNICKERS BAR.