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Funny Headlines

Posted on Mar 1, 2012 | 0 comments

Funny HeadlinesEvery once in a while from time to time a newspaper headline will just jump off the page. Not for its athletic prowess or shyness but for its shear absurdity. You have to wonder if the journalist or editor responsible for said headline had their head in a crack pipe that morning. Did they know what they were doing or were they purposely that farcical. Whatever the case these creations for headline banners are priceless if only for their entertainment value and comic relief.

You don’t have to look much past the internet to find funny headlines.

Taipei (Taiwan) Times

BUSH URGES USE OF CONDOMS BASED ON UGANDA EXPERIENCE

The Jakarta Press (Indonesia)

THOUSANDS OF FALSE EYELASH FACTORY WORKERS RUN AMOK

Fox News Website

TWO MEXICAN MIDGET WRESTLERS KILLED BY FAKE PROSTITUTES

Nine to Five Magazine

AFRICA: GLAMOUR. DECADENCE. MURDER. HUNDREDS OF SECRETARIAL OPPORTUNITIES.

Petersburg (Virginia) Progress-Index

SKYDIVER LANDS ON BEER VENDOR AT WOMEN’S COLE SLAW WRESTLING EVENT.

Lewiston (Idaho) Morning Tribune

VIRGIN HOLDS OFF 10,000 IN PEACHTREE

The Wenatchee (Washington) World

FIVE-HEADED COACH TO LEAD WASHINGTON SCHOOL

Evening Herald (Dublin, Ireland)

WOMEN IN SUMO WRESTLER SUIT ASSUALTED HER EX-GIRLFRIEND IN GAY PUB AFTER SHE WAVED AT MAN DRESSED AS SNICKERS BAR.

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