Places I would like to return to before I die.
— Cape Hatteras, NC.
— New Orleans, LA.
— Brugge, Belgium
— The Daytona 500
— The Air and Space Museum (Wash, DC)
— New York, NY.
— Sturgis, SD.
Politicians do not necessarily make good leaders. And vice versa.
Twizzlers are a special gift from the twisty gelatin candy gods.
I hope the Bronx Zoo Cobra had a good vacation. https://twitter.com/BronxZoosCobra#
I hear a Navy seal team has a new game in mind. Pin the tail on Qaddafi.
Target is better than Wal-Mart.
Why do people drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
What if schools had all the money they need and the Air Force had Bake Sales to buy new jets?
I smelled puppy breath last night – a six week old pure bred Tzi tzu puppy.
A computer is almost human – except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
They tell me that stuff at Long John Silvers is fish. I remain unconvinced.
Sirhan Sirhan doesn’t remember shooting Bobby Kennedy. (The parole board forgot to release him.)
If you hold a woman’s purse to your ear do you hear the mall?
Starbucks needs to have a Dollar Frap day and give the proceeds to Juan Valdez.
So… I wonder what the rest of the Two and a Half Men cast is doing?