It sure seems like birthdays come faster than once a year these days.
Will Charlie Sheen ever go away?
I’m out of my mind. (Be back shortly)
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you believe in telekinesis… raise my hand.
The windows are open and boy it sure is nice outside.
I smell autumn.
Unless you are the lead dog the scenery never changes.
I used to be very indecisive. Now I’m not really sure.
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. (Unless I add more pages.)