Martin Lawrence likes to dress in women’s clothes. (See Big Mama 3)
Egypt is free. (And if you don’t believe it, ask the military generals in charge)
Mission Accomplished. Seems like I remember when the mission was accomplished in Europe our boys came home.
Lady GaGa is a future Weirdo Wednesday candidate.
Glen Beck cries a lot. But then, so did Billy Graham.
Bill Maher thought Obama’s Super Bowl interview was unpatriotic. Oh really.
There needs to be a Talledega Nights Sequel: Ricky Bobby Goes to Washington.
Suicide bomber is a part-time job.
There’s not enough Cheesecake at the breakfast table.
There’s too much month left at the end of the money.
Russia got their ass handed to them in Afghanistan and we aren’t doing too good either.
Lindsey Lohan should see Robert Downey Jr for his spin on things.
Every world leader should have a puppy, so they know first hand what it’s like to clean up someone else’s crap.
We’ve had enough snow, thank you.
New Orleans may someday have to be abandoned.
Gallagher proved that smashing things will only get you so far in life.
Writing is hard! This blog should tell you that.
Speaking of which… I’m going to go write.