Crime fighting in America is a contact sport. Sometimes you come in contact with a bona fide weirdo.
Meet Petosky, Michigan’s Mark Wayne Williams, aka… Batman.
Holy run-afoul-of-the-law, Batman. When can a mild-mannered Superhero get a break?
It certainly wasn’t on May 11th when Batman’s alter ego, Mark Wayne Williams was discovered by local and state police, “dressed in a Batman costume, hanging off the western wall of the building.”
Williams was removed from his high perch (possibly were he was waiting for the bat signal from Commissioner Gordon) by police and searched thoroughly. He was found to be in possession of all kinds of instruments of crime-fighting commonly used by superheros.
Williams carried a baton type weapon, a can of chemical irritant spray and sand filled gloves. It is not known if these accessories were stored in the utility belt.
Meanwhile…. Back at the Batcave.
Holy plea bargain, your honor!
The caped crusader is forced into retirement. Williams is sentenced to probation and instructed to stop his crime-fighting ways. (I suspect Petosky Police just doesn’t like the competition.)
So for this week’s weirdo, I give you …. The Batman!
“Wait’ll they get a load of me!”
– The Joker