Someone that steals is called a thief.
Someone that steals a judge’s gavel is called a stupid thief.
There are time I will blur the lines between stupid and weird. Someone can be weird without being stupid and other’s can be stupid without being weird.
This guy is just weirdly stupid.
For this week’s weirdo, I present Christopher Collins, age 39 who “allegedly” stole the gavel from the judge’s bench. (Do you have to say allegedly when everyone can see him do it on the video?)
I learned a long time ago you don’t want to piss off cops or judges. Seems Chris was absent for that lesson. He has been charged with petty theft. The gavel is still missing.